Wow, Mr. New PM

Check it out – right off the bat - you become PM and hey ho c’mon let’s go, you announce 13 ISA detainees to be freed! (Making space for all the opposition members and supporters who’ll soon be having an extended break in Kamunting, are we?)

You have lifted the ban on Suara Keadilan and Harakah!
(Because there’ll be a permanent blanket blackout of all Pakatan news in the mainstream media save for negative news, will there?)

What next, your dear eminence?

Yes, you will be repealing ISA, Sedition Act and Printing Presses Act next!

(and the following week pass the LAMFAYD Act (Look at me funny and you’re dead Act))

What about people with names like Al, Tan, Too and Yah? Will you single them out for commendation?

(and fill up a few more places in Kamunting which you will turn into a holiday resort, promoted by the Tourism Ministry – “you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave” will be the tag-line. )

Dearly beloved Mr new PM, save us the trouble of going out and voting, amend the Constitution to enable general elections to be held once a generation: one man one vote once  a lifetime. That’ll save us all the hassle of all this political activism nonsense so we can all focus on building up the Fatherland in these uncertain economic times.

Hidup Najib! You sweet dearly beloved eminence, you!